Minecraft Skeletons Be Like/Transcript

=Scene 1:= (the episode starts with bath puffbomb rolling up to coconutty)

Bath Puffbomb: Hey Coconutty!

Coconutty: Yeah?

Bath Puffbomb: Remember the time I distracted Maple Leafy with a spicy nugget?

Coconutty: No? But did you actually do that?

Bath Puffbomb: Yeah! I mean, it wasn’t THAT spicy but, Maple Leafy started panting LIKE A DOG!

Coconutty: Wow!

Bath Puffbomb: But… did I mention it wasn’t THAT spicy?

Coconutty: Uh…. yeah?

Bath Puffbomb: Well…. He found that out and…. She lost it.

Coconutty: ….Wow

Bath Puffbomb: I know. Maple Leafy has a bit of issues.

(maple leafy holds a sign saying “bath puffbomb is a liar”)

Coconutty: We saw that, Maple Leafy.

Maple Leafy: Why don’t you think I’m useful?!

Bath Puffbomb: Because you have too much common sense!

Maple Leafy: Just because I have too much common sense doesn’t mean I’m useless!

Coconutty: Could you please just leave and not talk about this?!

Maple Leafy: Fine! Late haters!

(maple leafy runs off)

Coconutty: Geez…

(cuts to shadow bolt, cartridge, banjo, copyright logo and spicy popcorn) =Scene 2:= Cartridge: Got my stylus!

Banjo: Got a pencil!

Spicy Popcorn: Same here!

Copyright Logo: Got a pen… if that’s Okay…

Everyone: It’s fine!

Shadow Bolt: I’ll get my homemade electrical pencil!

(shadow bolt runs to her box of inventions and looks for her electrical pencil)

(lampy pops out of shadow bolt’s box of inventions)

Lampy: Here’s your homemade electrical pencil!

Shadow Bolt: Thanks!

(shadow bolt runs back)

Shadow Bolt: Got it!

Copyright Logo: NOW can we start?

Banjo: Yup!

Cartridge: Time to start the game of “Tic tac toe 7 in a row”!

(cartridge somehow writes an x with her stylus)

Copyright Logo: ...Wow

Cartridge: My stylus can write anywhere besides me!

(montage of everyone taking a turn until the square is full)

Spicy Popcorn: Who won? It’s hard to tell.

Shadow Bolt: It looks like a tie.

Cartridge: It is!

Copyright Logo: Welp, that was pointless. I’m out.

(copyright logo walks off and the camera pans to autumn celery, shell fossil and milky) =Scene 3:= Autumn Celery: Hey guys! Wanna see me do a cartwheel?

Shell Fossil: Meh.

Milky: OK.

(autumn celery does a cartwheel)

Shell Fossil: Meh.

Milky: I can do that too!

(milky tries to do a cartwheel but, she trips and gets a crack)

Milky: Ow.

Shell Fossil: Does it look like I care?

Milky: Shut up.

(cuts to onion ring and creamy) =Scene 4:= Creamy: So! What do you wanna do?!

Onion Ring: I know! Let’s rut for Arrow!

(cuts to arrow shooting his laser beams at a target)

Arrow: Bullseye!

Onion Ring: Go Arrow! You got this!

Arrow: Uh….

(red and blue card walks in)

Red and Blue Card: Look, you don’t have to rut for Arrow everytime he does something. So, for my next trick, I will make you disappear. Abracadabjects.

(red and blue card waves his wand and makes onion ring disappear)

Bananey: You made him appear somewhere else, didn’t you?

Red and Blue Card: Yeah?...

Bananey: What a nerdling.

(stoney walks in)

Stoney: Y’know Bananey, you don’t have to criticize everyone.

Bananey: Why do you care? You’re always blank all the time.

Stoney: Hey!

(brushy walks in)

Brushy: Watch it Bananey! Your criticism is cruel and you better stop it!

(blue tomato walks in)

Blue Tomato: Woah, Brushy, calm down!

(brushy takes a deep breath)

(cuts to sugar pie eating french fries) = Scene 5: = Apple Seed: Stop being such a fat slob, Sugar Pie!

Sugar Pie: Hey! I’m not trying to be a fat slob!

Apple Seed: I don’t care you fat liar!

(apple seed runs off)

Kitchen Sink: What a spoiled diva!

Apple Seed (offscreen): I’M NOT A DIVA!!!!!

(cuts to paper and axe) =Scene 6: = Axe: Wanna see me do something AMAZING?

Paper: Sure! What are you gonna do?

Axe: This!

(squaremelon walks in)

Axe: Hey, Squaremelon! Guess what?

Squaremelon: What?

(axe cuts squaremelon)

Axe: Hahaha!

Fridget: Axe! That’s so brutal!

Spike Ball: Yeah, you psycho! Get a life!

Mossy Stone: Axe, you shouldn’t cut people in half.

Football Helm: Yeah!

Axe: What?! I can’t control myself!

Spike Ball: Nobody cares! We hate you!

Love Triangle: Well, I LOVE you! I love all of you! You guys are SO amazing! I can’t say how much I-

Paper: We don’t care, Love Triangle!

Blood Lemon: I do!

Mossy Stone: Now, that’s the lover we know!

Spike Ball: Ugh....

(cuts to train track) =Scene 7:= (flag jumps in the scene)

Flag: Hey, Train Track! Wanna play a game?

Train Track: Okay, gamer!

(train track sets up the tv, the gamer system, and the controllers)

Flag: Yeah… this isn’t what I had in mind…

Train Track: That doesn’t matter! I love video games!

Flag: Okay…

Train Track: Now let'sa go play… Gameject!

(flag and train track start playing gameject)

Chocolate Ice Cream Bomb: Hey! What about me?! I wanna play too!

Train Track: Not right now, CIC Bomb.

Chocolate Ice Cream Bomb: Aw…

(cuts to cooking recipe and pancakey) =Scene 8:= (a bug walks in)

Cooking Recipe: AAH!!!!! A BUG!!!!!!

(cooking recipe squashes the bug with his foot)

Pancakey: Ugh! Cooking Recipe! You’re such a animal cruelty god! And not in a good way!

Cooking Recipe: Look, I’m just scared of bugs because I nearly got poisoned by one as a kid and I had a 3% chance of surviving. I DID survive though.

Pancakey: *facepalm* Ugh… That’s nonsense!

Cartridge: Do you always have to be overprotective over nature?

Pancakey: Shut up, nerd!

Alien Television: Cartridge, you already appeared during the tic tac toe 7 in a row part of the episode already.

Cartridge: So what? Characters can appear twice.

Colorless Rainbow: Well, what do we have here? The ladies here are breaking the fourth wall eh?

Pancakey: Buzz off!

Colorless Rainbow: Before you go to the next scene, I just wanna say, Hi viewers! I love you so much!

(cuts to wooded blade, green ink, goldie and bamboo stick) =Scene 9:= Bamboo Stick: Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

Wooded Blade, Green Ink and Excrement: No!

Bamboo Stick: Aw…

Harpy: Do you know what you DO wanna hear?

(pans to harpy)

Harpy: My annoying catchphrases!

Green Ink: *facepalm*

Excrement: Oh like no. It’s Harpy.

Harpy: Shut up, dweeb!

Green Ink: I hate to be rude but, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO AWAY?!!!!!!!!!!

Harpy: Fine, fine… I’m gonna leave. Later, noobs…

(trumpet walks in)

Trumpet: What’s going on here?

Wooded Blade: Harpy.

Excrement: Him like, about to like, say his like, catchphrases and like, bullying and like, annoying us and like, yeah.

Trumpet: Yeah… I can get that sometimes…

(cuts to handy) =Scene 10:= Handy: Hmm… time to tell some stories to others!

(handy runs to vinegar)

Handy: Wanna hear a story, Vinegar?

Vinegar: Uhhhh….. Thanks but no thanks.

(handy runs to soundwave)

Handy: Soundwave, wanna hear a-

Soundwave (nervously): See you later!

(soundwave runs off)

(montage plays)

Soap Bubble: Sorry…

Creepy Photograph: Nuh uh!

Twister: Uh…. No.

Sushie: NOPE!

Citrus and Currency: Sorry, bro.

Goggles: Hard Pass.

Cage (cheerfully): Soft pass!

(handy runs to upside down lolli)

(upside down lolli doesn’t say anything)

Handy: Uh…. UD Lolli?

(upside down lolli still isn’t saying anything)

Handy: Y’know… *sigh* if you don’t wanna hear my-

Plus: Guys! There’s a giant slime blob that’s about to get me!

Handy: Where is it?

Plus: Over there!

(pans to a slime blob bouncing towards plus)

(the slime blob grows a face)

Slime Blob: What? I just wanna do something fun!

(pans back to handy, upside down lolli and plus)

Handy: Uh….

Plus: QUICK!!! WE MUST RUN!!!

(plus grabs upside down lolli and handy then drops handy)

Handy: Wait for me!

(handy runs for plus and upside down lolli) =Scene 11:= (everyone is running from the slime blob)

Alien Television: According to my calculations we have a 2% chance of survival.

Cooking Recipe: That’s even less than my survival for my bug poison from way back when!

Pancakey (offscreen): That’s still nonsense! But that’s not important right now! We have to run!

Cartridge: Guys, I think I see something inside the blob of slime.

Shadow Bolt: What is it?

Cartridge: It looks like a face. It might be a harmless person. Regardless, we need to keep running before-

(slime blob collects everyone at once)

Cartridge (muffled): Oh no.

Shadow Bolt (nervously and muffled): At least this isn’t… W-W-Water….

Cartridge (muffled): AHH!!!!!! I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!

Plus (muffled): THAT’S WHAT I TOLD YOU!!!!!!! IT MIGHT HARVEST US FOR WHATEVER ALIEN SPECIES IT’S A PART OF!!!!!!

Slime Blob: I think you mean “they”.

(intro plays) =Scene 12:= Cartridge: Wait. You’re non-binary? We never had a non-binary object in this area.

Slime Blob: Mhm! I’m non-binary!

(slime blob lets everyone out)

Straw Bottle: So… now what?

Blood Lemon: Maybe you can tell us who you are?

Slime Blob: Oh right! I haven’t introduced myself!

(slime blob clears their throat)

Slime Blob: I’m Slime Blob, and the reason I collected you guys is that I was looking for people to start an object show.

Copyright Logo: I’ve actually watched some of those!

Slime Blob: Though I have no clue what to call it.

Cartridge: Well I actually had a name idea for an object show if I ever got on one. Here

(cartridge gives the name to slime blob)

Slime Blob: Hey! Multi Millionaire Madness! I like that name!

Love Triangle and Blood Lemon: Me too!

Train Track: What’s the prize?

Slime Blob: 2. MILLION. DOLLARS.

Citrus: WOW!!!!! That prize is so cool I could DANCE!

(citrus starts dancing)

Slime Blob: Before we get to the first challenge, you’ll need to form teams.

Blue Tomato: But, how many teams should we have?

Alien Television: Well, according to my calculations, we are in a population of 60.

Slime Blob: Then lets try… 6 teams of 10. =Scene 13:= Cartridge: I’ll add my group of friends, Shadow Bolt, Banjo, Copyright Logo and Spicy Popcorn.

Shadow Bolt, Banjo and Spicy Popcorn: Okay!

Copyright Logo: Sure… I guess…

Cartridge: What’s wrong, Copyright Logo?

Copyright Logo: *sigh* Nothing…

Cartridge: Okay. That’s all I needed to know.

(cuts to bath puffbomb and coconutty)

Bath Puffbomb: Coconutty! We’re totally making a team together!

Coconutty: We sure are my purplest buddy!

Bath Puffbomb: Like, yeah!

(cuts to onion ring and creamy)

Onion Ring: Creamy! Let's make a team together!

Creamy: OK!

Onion Ring: And let’s add Arrow too!

Arrow: Okay but, first I have to uh… Hey, Red and Blue Card! Wanna be on a team?

Red and Blue Card: OK.

(red and blue card and arrow disappear)

Onion Ring: Figures.

(cuts to stoney, brushy and blue tomato) =Scene 14:= Blue Tomato: Stoney, I know the whole world thinks you’re emotionless but, I’m on your side. I think we should team up.

Stoney: Okay, and let’s also add Brushy because he stood up for me.

Brushy: Thank you!

(cuts to blood lemon and love triangle)

Blood Lemon: Hey, Love Triangle! We have something in common! We should pair up!

Love Triangle: Okay!

Blood Lemon: Let's add Mossy Stone too!

Mossy Stone: Alright. Can I add my friend Football Helm?

Football Helm: Yay!

(cuts to cartridge, shadow bolt, banjo, copyright logo and spicy popcorn) =Scene 15:= Cartridge: Hmm… who else should we add?

Banjo: How about my friends Sushie and Cooking Recipe?

Cartridge: Hmm….. OK.

Sushi: YAY!!!!!!!

Cooking Recipe: *sigh of relief* Thank goodness, I was worried.

(cuts to bath puffbomb and coconutty)

(maple leafy walks in the scene)

Maple Leafy: Hey guys! I wanna join your team!

Bath Puffbomb: No!

Maple Leafy: Ugh… Look, I know I may have anger issues but, can I just join your team?

Bath Puffbomb: UGH! Fine!

Maple Leafy: Yes!

Bath Puffbomb (in head): Oh like, great… I immediately regret this…

Maple Leafy: And can I add Milky, Autumn Celery and Shell Fossil?

Bath Puffbomb: YES!!!!!!! OKAY!!!!! FINE!!!!!

Milky and Autumn Celery: Yeah!!!

Shell Fossil: Whatever.

Blue Tomato: Hi Soundwave. I heard you have anxiety about your loudness organ. Wanna be on our team so I can make you feel better about your loudness organ?

Soundwave: Umm…. OK…

(cuts to flag and train track)

Flag: Train Track, I see 6 teams that the 2 of us can join! Lets try this one!

(flag points at red and blue card and arrow’s team)

Train Track: OK.

(cuts to cage)

(onion ring walks in)

Onion Ring: Hey, Cage, Wanna join our team?

Cage: OK!

(cuts to upside down lolli)

(onion ring walks in)

Onion Ring: And UD Lolli, You can join too.

(cuts to fridget) =Scene 16:= (blood lemon walks in)

Blood Lemon: Fridget! I love you and your sociality SO much! You can join our team!

Fridget: Yay!

(cuts to mossy stone and straw bottle)

Mossy Stone: Straw Bottle, wanna join our team?

(bamboo stick walks in)

Bamboo Stick: Mossy Stone, can I join too?

Mossy Stone: Umm… okay.

Bamboo Stick: Yay!

(cuts to shadow bolt)

Shadow Bolt: Hmm… I think Lampy should be on our team!

Lampy: Yay!

Spicy Popcorn: And my friend, Squaremelon!

Cartridge: OK, we need one more person.

(cuts to blue tomato and alien television)

Blue Tomato: Hey, Alien Television, wanna be on our group of 4?

Alien Television: OK, and according to my calculations, Twister is a perfect person who’d also be perfect for your team.

Blue Tomato: Okay. The more members the better.

Twister: Alright.

Blue Tomato: And I’ll add Vinegar and Plus too.

(cuts to apple seed and autumn celery)

Apple Seed: Hey, Autumn Celery? Even though the people on your team are GROSS, can I join your team since we’re dating?

Autumn Celery: Okay!

(cuts to onion ring and goggles)

Onion Ring: Hey Goggles, wanna join our team?

Goggles: OK.

Cage: Trumpet, Goldie, Paper and Axe! Wanna join?

Trumpet, Goldie, Paper and Axe: Alright.

(cuts to green ink) =Scene 17:= Mossy Stone: Hey Green Ink, wanna be on our team?

Green Ink: Okay!

Wooded Blade: Can I join too?

Mossy Stone: Hmm… Okay.

(cuts to cartridge)

Cartridge: Hmm… I know! Maybe we can add Water Bow! He may be a bully, but he might be nicer on the inside.

Copyright Logo: I doubt that but, fine.

Water Bow: Thanks.

Shadow Bolt: At least we have 10 members now. Let’s go tell Slime Blob!

(cuts to maple leafy, citrus and currency)

Citrus: Yo, Maple Leafy! Can me and Currency join yo team!

Maple Leafy: OK.

(cuts to flag) =Scene 18:= (handy jumps in the scene)

Handy: Hey, Flag! Can I join so I can find someone that I can tell stories to?

Flag: Well… I….

Chocolate Ice Cream Bomb: Yeah! Let me join too!

Train Track: Uh…

Colorless Rainbow: I’ll join too so I can attract the ladies.

Excrement: Like, I’d like, also like to like, join.

Flag: Okay! You’re all in!

Handy and Chocolate Ice Cream Bomb: Yay!

Train Track: Are you sure about this?...

Flag: Well… I personally don’t like Excrement but… I’ll make an exception and add him in.

(cuts to mossy stone, spike ball and creepy photograph)

Mossy Stone: Creepy Photograph, wanna be on our team?

Creepy Photograph: Okay, as long as Handy isn’t on this team.

Mossy Stone: No worries, he isn’t.

Creepy Photograph: Okay.

Mossy Stone: Looks like we have a team of 10 now! Let's go find Slime Blob!

(cuts to blue tomato)

Blue Tomato: I know who our last 2 team members could be!

(pans to soap bubble and sugar pie)

Blue Tomato: You two wanna be on our team?

Soap Bubble and Sugar Pie: Okay.

(cuts to creamy)

Creamy: Hmm… I think we should add… Goldie and… Pancakey?

Onion Ring: OK.

Pancakey: Hope you guys don’t mess with nature or anything.

(cuts to flag)

Flag: We can choose Spike Ball, and… I guess we can choose Bananey, even though he criticizes everything.

Spike Ball: I’ve dealt with worse.

(cuts to apple seed)

Apple Seed: Hmm… I don’t know who our last teammate should be!

Autumn Celery: You know there’s one person left, right?

Apple Seed: Hopefully it’s not someone gro- Oh no…

Harpy: So this is my team, eh?

Blue Tomato: Hehe! Looks like you’re stuck with Harpy!

Apple Seed: Meanie!

Autumn Celery: Eh, it’s OK. Let’s find Slime Blob.

(cuts to cartridge’s team) =Scene 19:= Slime Blob: You guys ready to submit your team?

Sushie: YES!

Slime Blob: Great! All you have to do is name it!

Lampy: Uh…. What should we name our team?

Water Bow: Well… didn’t we make this team for me?

Cartridge: Not exactly. But, I still think you’re nicer inside.

(shadow bolt makes a lightbulb)

Shadow Bolt: Eureka! Since we’re all generally nice, we should name our team, Sweet And Nice Darlings, or S.A.N.D for short.

(team name: S.A.N.D)

Lampy: I DO like going to the beach.

Shadow Bolt: Not that type of sand. I meant the acronym.

Lampy: Oh.

Slime Blob: Okay, S.A.N.D it is! Now go stand over there and wait until the rest of the teams are named.

(mossy stone’s team arrives)

Slime Blob: Hi! You’re the second team to arrive! What’s your team name?

Blood Lemon: Team Love!

Love Triangle: Because we love each other!

(team name: Team Love)

(blue tomato’s team arrives)

Slime Blob: Oh! Hello! You got a team name?

Blue Tomato: Hmm… How about… The In Need Team?

Sugar Pie: Uh… why?

Blue Tomato: Because I made this team to help people in need.

Soap Bubble: Then that’s our team name!

(team name: The In Need Team)

Slime Blob: Okay! Half the teams are here, half are not.

(onion ring’s team arrives)

Slime Blob: Got a team name?

Paper: We should name our team, Insensible.

Onion Ring: Why?

Paper: It represents a couple members of the team. That doesn’t include Axe, even though he’s a bit of a sociopath.

Onion Ring: That doesn’t make a lot of sense but, that’ll be our team name.

(team name: insensible)

(flag’s team arrives)

Slime Blob: You’re the 2nd last team to arrive! You got a team name?

Spike Ball: Do you really want us to get the stupidest name possible?!

(team name: The Stupidest Name Possible)

Spike Ball: Are you kidding me?!

(bath puffbomb’s team arrives)

Slime Blob: Congratulations! You’re the final team to arrive! What’s your team name?

Maple Leafy: Our team name is… The Useful Athletics!

(team name: The Useful Athletics)

Slime Blob: All the teams are set to go! Now it’s challenge time! =Scene 20:= Slime Blob: The first challenge will be pretty simple, it will be an archer-like challenge. Your team must shoot the most targets possible with your bow. The team with the least amount of targets shot at will be up for elimination.

Shadow Bolt: Slime Blob, I have a question. I made a bow and some arrows handmade by me. But I didn’t make a target. Can I use my handmade bow and arrows?

Slime Blob: Sure.

Wooded Blade: What’s preventing me from throwing myself on there?

Slime Blob: Because that’s sabotaging your own teammate, and sabotaging another team or your own team will lead to your team being disqualified and put up for elimination.

Wooded Blade: Oh, okay.

Slime Blob: Now I’m gonna set up the targets.

(slime blob sets up the teams’ targets)

Slime Blob: With that, now we can start. On your mark... Get set.... GO!

(cuts to the useful athletes) =Scene 21:= Autumn Celery: So… which one of us should go?

Milky: Well…

Maple Leafy: I’ll go!

Milky: Actually, I’ll go.

Maple Leafy: But I-

Milky: Don’t worry. I got this.

Maple Leafy: But-

Milky: Trust me, I know what I’m doing.

Maple Leafy: FINE!

(milky aims at target)

(cuts to the in need team)

(twister grabs bow and arrows)

(twister locks target)

Twister: Target locked.

(twister aims at target)

(cuts to S.A.N.D)

Shadow Bolt: Time to use my handmade bow and arrows!

(shadow bolt aims at target)

(cuts to team love)

Love Triangle: I'll do it! I love shooting arrows!

(love triangle aims at target)

(cuts to the stupidest name possible)

Train Track: Arrow, I know you have magical powers but, I’m the most epic gamer around so, I’ll do it.

Arrow: Yeah, I’m okay with that.

(train track aims at target)

Train Track (mario accent): YA-HOO!

(cuts to insensible)

Paper: I’m going and that’s final!

Insensible: Okay…

(paper aims at target) =Scene 22:= (montage of milky, twister, shadow bolt, love triangle, train track and paper aiming arrows at the target)

(milky starts shooting arrows repetitively)

Maple Leafy: Come on! You’re going too fast! Can I just have a go?!

Milky: No!

Maple Leafy: ARGH!!!!!

(cuts to twister who is also shooting arrows repetitively)

Plus: Stop!!!!!! You’re going too fast!!!!!! You might hurt or kill yourself!!!!!!

Brushy: Don’t worry, Plus. I’m sure he’s got this. Bristles off to you, Twister!

(cuts to shadow bolt)

Shadow Bolt: Oh dear! My arm is starting to swell!

(cuts to train track)

Train Track: Mama mia! Same thing’s happening over here!

Plus: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOOTING SO QUICKLY?!!!!!!

Slime Blob: I gave everyone invisible coffee for the challenge twist!

Shadow Bolt and Train Track: WHAT?!

Milky: I don’t mind invisible coffee.

Twister: Me neither.

Love Triangle: I don’t mind either!

Slime Blob: Good! Anyways, it’s been 10 minutes! It’s time to wrap up the challenge!

Plus: Phew!

Shadow Bolt and Train Track: Thank goodness! =Scene 23:= Goggles: So, who had the least arrows?

Slime Blob: Alien Television, I’m not good at calculating. Can you show results?

Alien Television: Affirmative.

(alien television shows the results)

(arrow points: 1st: The In Need Team, 2nd: S.A.N.D, 3rd: The Stupidest Name Possible, 4th: Insensible, 5th: Team Love, 6th: The Useful Athletes)

Slime Blob: Looks like The Useful Athletes lost!

Maple Leafy: Oh come on!!!!!!

Harpy: Bro, that was rigged! We did not lose to Team Love!

Alien Television: Actually, you did. I calculated all the arrows. You only had approximately 648 arrows on the target.

Harpy: Bro, you’re a nerd.

Alien Television: I’ve been called worse.

Slime Blob: Viewers, vote for who you want to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will be eliminated from Multi Millionaire Madness. But hear me out before you cast your vote. DO NOT I repeat DO NOT vote in the comments. Instead, vote in the poll put in the description. If you comment your vote it won’t count. =Scene 24:= (milky and maple leafy sitting)

Maple Leafy: Milky, y-your a…. stubborn person!

Milky: Hey! Just because I went too fast and refused to give up the invisible coffee, doesn’t mean I’m stubborn!

Maple Leafy: I don’t care!

(cuts to bath puffbomb and coconutty)

Bath Puffbomb: Maple Leafy totally has issues…

(maple leafy holds a sign saying “shut up”)